1200 Japanese workers convert trolley station into subway station in 3 hours. Please don't spread this, it must surely be Russian Putler misinformation ("dezinformatsiya" for those in the know) to denigrate the competence and goodwill of our DIVERSE technocracy https://t.co/7d8PvXBEPT pic.twitter.com/BasPX5gbVE

— Latino Bodybuilders for Hellenism (@LatinxPutler) January 20, 2022

The greatest competitive surfer of all time, American champion @kellyslater has been warned he has no chance of getting into Australia without being vaccinated. The 11-time world champion had been expected to compete at Bells Beach over Easter. https://t.co/OF81oZXOfr #7NEWS pic.twitter.com/bnms57NeoD

— 7NEWS Sydney (@7NewsSydney) January 20, 2022

Top 10 meme of all time pic.twitter.com/OWLwVewij3

— Evie Magazine (@Evie_Magazine) January 19, 2022

The VP of M&Ms explains that they’re making the M&Ms characters more inclusive in order to “start a movement.” The girl M&Ms will be focused on “empowerment” while the orange M&M will “embrace his true self.”

This is not a parody pic.twitter.com/Fo7km8XTSD

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) January 20, 2022

Howard Stern 1992: "Fuck your rules."

Howard Stern 2022: "WE NEED MORE RULES!!!"

— Pepe Leffew (@pepeleffew) January 5, 2022

That’ll convince ‘em https://t.co/DruCPNrkIP

— Emma-Jo Morris (@EmmaJoNYC) January 20, 2022

New published Covid19 survival rates (2020 data, 14 countries)
Age (%)
0-19 99.9987
20-29 99.9912
30-39 99.979
40-49 99.958
50-59 99.86
60-69 99.35
70 + 95.1
Imagine how they'll look for Delta, Omicron 🤦 https://t.co/jyI6TcqGSi

— Adam Creighton (@Adam_Creighton) January 16, 2022