Buckle Up America, We’re Going Back to 2008
January 25, 2021 (1mo ago)

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The 1980s movie “Back to The Future” is about to become our new reality.

This 2021 reboot from hell features Joe as “Doc,” and his administration as the DeLorean time machine, and together, they’re going to take the entire country back to 2008.

Buckle up America, we’re going back in time!

The United States is about to experience Barack Obama’s third presidential term on steroids.

Obama’s third term was scheduled to premier back in January, 2017. However, after being vaporized by a MAGA locomotive and soundly rejected by the American people, Obama slithered off into the shadows where he licked his wounds and plotted sweet revenge.

Boy oh boy, he got his revenge — tenfold — thanks to a well-orchestrated Russia hoax, months of civil unrest, and a perfectly-timed Chinese pandemic that demolished President Trump’s seemingly unstoppable economy.

In just four short years the 44th President of the United States settled the score with MAGA and became this nation’s 46th President by proxy.

Don’t believe me? Let me show how you slick Barry truly is.

A couple of months back I watched an Obama interview with late night lunatic Stephen Colbert. Obama was there to hawk his umpteenth autobiography, but things actually got interesting when he finally came clean about the Democrat’s 2020 game plan. He actually spilled the beans and revealed that he is the official Biden Handler™.

The truth came out while Obama shared his secret “fantasy” with Colbert — and no — thankfully, he wasn’t referring to his hulking wife, it was actually much scarier than that.

Here’s what he said:

“I used to say if I can make an arrangement where I had a stand-in or front-man or front-woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff and I could sort of deliver the lines while someone was doing all the talking and ceremony, I’d be fine with that because I found the work fascinating.” [Deadline]

And there you have it…the blueprint plan to rebuild Obama’s failed 8-year presidency – dug up from the bowels of globalist hell and unleashed upon the American middle-class for a third crummy time.

Honestly though, it was a brilliant plan. I can’t think of a more ideal “frontman” than bumbling Joe Biden. The poor man’s fontal lobe is softer than a bowl of overcooked oatmeal. Joe is an empty vessel just waiting to be filled with other people’s words and ideas.

Come on, man, he’s perfect for the job.

And don’t forget, Joe owes Obama a huge debt of gratitude. If Obama hadn’t chosen him as his 2008 running mate, Biden would still be haplessly wandering around the US Senate groping unsuspecting women and making piddly half-million dollar deals for his crackhead son.

In 2008 Biden accepted the offer of a lifetime to play second-fiddle to the most powerful man in the world. And ironically, in 2020, Joe accepted the very same offer once again.

Joe may have been the “Big Guy” to Hunter and his friend’s, but he’ll always be the “Little Guy” to Obama.

And now, with Oatmeal Joe at the helm, Obama can shimmy himself into a pair of Lululemon’s, hunker down in his basement and get to work on his third term.

And the work has already begun.

Not only is Biden surrounding himself with a team of Obama-era dropkicks like John Kerry, Susan Rice, and that insufferable Jen Psaki, just to name a few, he’s also adopting some of Obama’s “greatest hit” polices.

It’s only week two and Biden has already put the US back in chains.

We’re once again enrolled into the disastrous Paris Climate Accord. That means the US will go back to funneling endless streams of cash to the world’s biggest litter bugs so they can destroy the planet on our dime not theirs. And speaking of endless cash-flow, NATO is standing on our doorstep with their grubby little hands out — it’s time for the US to once again protect the world free-of-charge.

But it was Biden’s most Obama-esque move yet that caused the biggest impact of all. He canceled the Keystone Pipeline, crushing middle-class jobs, raising gas prices, and making Russian and Venezuelan government officials filthy rich again. Hope and change is back with a vengeance.

It’s only a matter of time before Biden climbs into his DeLorean time machine and begins his very own global “apology tour,” bowing before every foreign enemy from here to Timbuktu.

Where’s that Biff bully when you need him?

Let’s face it, the Joe Biden presidency is a 2008 Obama time capsule that middle-class Americans would have much preferred stay buried for the next thousand years.

Sadly however, it was unearthed and unleashed.

The good news is, we’ve all seen this movie before, so we know what to expect this time. In the first flick the good guys got crushed into dust by the evil globalists. Let’s do our best to make sure this sequel has a better ending.

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